aggressively reads your readmores to make sure you’re okay
kitten wiggles ears while eating
I love big breasts, but then I feel bad about loving big breasts because they cause girls a shit-ton of problems.
What a dilemma. :C
If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.
*DJs at a high school prom*
*only plays gangnam style*
*plays gangnam style at half speed when they request a slow song*
what do you mean, ‘you have to study’? what even is that?